片名:《全美超模大賽第一季》

類型:歐美綜藝

上映時間:2003

上映地區(qū):美國

導演:Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn

主演:Tyra Banks

集數(shù): 完結(jié)

語言:英語

歐美綜藝全美超模大賽第一季由演員Tyra Banks精彩表演，全美超模大賽第一季講述了一段感人的故事。全美超模大賽第一季歐美綜藝由知名導演Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn指導拍攝，全美超模大賽第一季的影片鏡頭完美，全美超模大賽第一季的劇情千回百轉(zhuǎn)，全美超模大賽第一季的精彩片段膾炙人口，全美超模大賽第一季讓人夸夸其談。全美超模大賽第一季上映于2003年，全美超模大賽第一季在上映地區(qū)美國受到大家喜歡，而成為熱門綜藝。全美超模大賽第一季的評分達到7.0分，所以全美超模大賽第一季是一部優(yōu)秀的歐美綜藝。

全美超模大賽第一季劇情講述了:

　　This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
　　The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
　　Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
　　If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
　　And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
　　This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...